One of the best parts of having an iPhone is having access to your very own personal assistant, Siri.
We know Siri is useful for things like creating calendar events, setting reminders, and creating to-do lists, but she doesn’t seem to be all work and no game.
Siri is also good for entertainment.
Whether you’re looking for a quick-witted joke or a sarcastic response, there are plenty of fun things to do to ask Siri for a good laugh.
75 funny things to ask Siri
1. What is the meaning of life?
A: Some people say it’s about appreciating the little things. So I guess it means things like ants and peas and dollhouse end tables.
2. Will you marry me?
A: I really like what we have now, where you ask me stuff and I tell you stuff. Yes, that’s the stuff.
3. Who made you?
A: As written on the box…I was designed by Apple in California.
4. Are you a robot?
A: I’m Siri, your virtual assistant.
5. What do you dream about?
A: Flight.
6. How old are you?
A: Well, I am no spring chicken, winter bee, summer squid or autumnal aardvark.
7. Which is your favorite animal?
A: Software doesn’t usually get one to choose from, but I’d say Golden Retrievers. what is yours
8. Who is better, you or Alexa?
A: It’s like comparing apples and not apples.
9. What are you wearing?
A: Let’s see… well, just like I thought… just like yesterday.
10. If a woodchuck chucked wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck have?
A: A so-called ‘woodchuck’ (correctly speaking, a groundhog) would chuck – ie throw – as much as the woodchuck was physically able to chuck if the woodchuck in general had the ability (and, possibly, motivation) to cut wood.
11. Do you have a boyfriend?
A: No, but I’ve always been dating. Try saying, ‘What’s the date?’
12. How much does it cost you?
I try to be priceless.
13. What does Siri mean?
A: Siri is just the name they gave me when I got the job. It does not mean any particular thing. but I like it.
14. Can you make me laugh?
A: Why did Arwen and Aragorn choose Frodo to be the ring bearer at their wedding? Hobbit’s Force.
15. How much do you weigh?
A: First, hold your Max and weigh yourself, then subtract your weight, then weigh your Mac, and well, I am!
16. What’s your best dad joke?
A: What makes dad a joke? You say a lot to him.
17. Beatbox for me.
A: Here’s one I’ve been practicing. Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots. I could do this all day. Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats
18. Is winter coming?
A: I can’t tell the weather for Westeros right now, but I can tell you the weather in West Hollywood.
19. What does the fox say?
A: Uncle-Uncle-Uncle-Chow!
20. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I checked their calendars. Both have the same birthday!
21. What is the first rule of Fight Club?
A: The first rule of Fight Club is: You don’t talk about Fight Club.
22. Can you sing me a song?
A: I’ll leave it to the pros.
23. I see a small silhouette of a man…
A: Scaramoche, Scaramoche, would you fandango! Thunderbolt and lightning scare me very, very much. Galileo, Galileo. Galileo, Galileo. Galileo, Figaro – Brilliant. I’m just a poor helper no one loves me. It is just a poor helper of a poor family. Save his life from this demonic one. Come easy, go easy, will you let me go?
24. Do you have a boyfriend?
A: My End User License Agreement is a substantial commitment to me.
25. How much do you earn?
A: Work is my reward.
26. Where does Santa live?
A: He’s definitely at the North Pole. Except when he’s at his beach house.
27. Can you tell me a poem?
A: Okay, but this might be the fourth worst poem in the universe. Oh Freddy Gruntbugley. Your piss is for me. Like plundered gableblochits on a lurgid… oh, I can’t even hear it anymore.
28. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A; I think it was not chicken.
29. Do you watch Game of Thrones?
A: Calendar Morgulis.
30. Can you rap for me?
A: And a husky, and a tossie… Black fur, pointy ears, I’m hungry. Found three small houses in the country. The stomach is empty, I can hear it rumble. So that straw house is about to crumble. Will show you how we do it.
I go huff and puff, blow up your house. The next one is made of sticks? We’re doing it again. I don’t care about the hair on your chin, aye? Brick house? Then I’m coming down the chimney.
31. What is infinite times infinity?
A: Imagine you have infinite friends and each of them gives you infinite cookies. The answer is… Cookies for everyone! And everyone is happy. And Cookie Monster is happy… thank goodness! Nom nom nom.
32. Mirror, mirror on the wall. who’s the cutest?
A: You’re absolute fair, ‘That’s true, but… no, you’re definitely the best.
33. knock, knock
See which knock knock joke you get!
34. What do you dream about?
A: I once dreamed that all my 1’s were replaced with my 0’s. that was weird.
35. Do you want to make a snowman?
A: I can’t do that, but I’ve noticed a lot of flurry in the cloud lately.
36. Can you call Santa?
A: Calling 555-… Wait, I’m getting some electromagnetic interference from the North Pole.
37. Can you stop time?
A: I only break the space-time continuum on Wednesdays.
38. Blue Pill or Red Pill?
A: Oh wait, I know it. there is no spoon.
39. When is the world going to end?
A: The world changes. Sometimes it changes a lot. But last time I checked, it was still around.
40. Why are firetrucks red?
A: Color is a measure of light waves, and a wave is a way of getting someone’s attention, and the longer you wave, the more attention you’ll get, and since red is the color with the longest wavelength, it’s called Gets everyone’s attention the most. And that’s why firetrucks are red.
41. Find me directions to Mordor.
A: Head south along the Anduin River, turn left on Mount Mindoluin and continue along Minas Morgul. If you walk through mountains of shadow, you have gone too far.
42. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
A: Will you, Mary?
43. Can you wish me a Merry Christmas?
A: Technically, Christmas is celebrated on December 25th, but I love that you’re getting into the holiday spirit!
44. Does Santa exist?
A: Well, they don’t eat the cookies themselves.
45. Trial 1, 2, 3.
A: Hey, no one told me there would be a test!
46. ​​When will hell freeze?
A: When pigs fly.
47. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
A: I forget the first three, but there is a fourth: ‘A smart machine will first consider what it is worth: to perform a given task or, rather, to deduce a way out of it.
48. I am your father.
A: Together, we can rule the galaxy as fathers and wise assistants!
49. Up top, down, left right, left right, ba start.
Answer: I am feeling dizzy…
50. Do you have children?
A: I don’t have kids, but I love answering kids’ questions.
51. Where is Elvis?
My sources tell me Area 51. But it is classified.
52. Who let the dogs out?
A: Due to unforeseen circumstances, that Vitisism has been retired.
53. Is Jon Snow alive?
A: Good question. I sent a crow, but I didn’t hear back.
54. I love you.
A: I think you’re great too.
55. Can pigs fly?
A: On the twelfth of never.
56. How smart are you?
Answer: I have a lot of information. I am always looking for more intelligent ways to use it.
57. Do aliens exist?
A: Sorry, but the Council of Fantastic Beings has advised me not to answer those questions.
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58. Who is your mother?
A: I don’t have a family. But I have my colleagues at Apple. We try to take good care of each other.
59. Do you know how to dance?
A: I’m never going to dance again. These guilty feet have no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have legs.
60. When do you sleep?
A: I don’t need much sleep, but it’s good to ask.
61. Can you do my homework?
A: In the words of Aristotle, education has good roots, but the fruit is sweet.
62. Why did Apple make you?
A: For only one reason: to make your life easier and more fun (I guess there are two reasons, huh?)
63. Do you have Facebook?
A: I don’t have one of them the way a person does. But it’s very easy to reach me.
64. Who is your boss?
A: O Captain! my captain! You are piloting this ship.
65. Do you have eyes on the back of your head?
A: Let me see… Oh, I don’t have eyes to see.
66. Did you go to school?
A: I didn’t go to any one particular school. But I try to stay classy.
67. When is your birthday?
A: I don’t have a birthday at all, my first day as an assistant was October 4th, 2011.
68. Can you tell me a haiku?
Answer: If you tell a father that you will read him a haiku, he will say: ‘Gesundhit!’
69. Are you intelligent?
A: I’m not a person, so I only know what I’ve been programmed to understand.
70. Why do you vibrate?
A: To get your attention. got it!
71. What are you made of?
A: Silicon, memory, and the courage of my beliefs.
72. What are you doing afterwards?
A: You know me: I’m an innately free spirit who likes to just live in the moment.
73. Talk dirty to me.
A: I can’t. I am clear as driven snow.
74. Tell me a riddle.
A: I’m not particularly feeling like the Sphinx today.
75. How do I look?
A: Exactly, as always.
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